The Villagers' Club                    

    865773273 DEKE ROBERTS              

             P O S T B O X              

 Dear TVC,                              

I meant petrol's gone UP by 3 bob a     

gallon, and yeah, I thought my mum's    

car was going to creep in under the     

1600cc limit.  It seems there are quite 

a few sub-1000 cars about, but they're  

all smaller than a jogger's naughty     

bits on a really cold day.              

 Signed DDD the demon driver            

 Aha, all becomes clear!  Yes, they used

 to announce the increases in pence per 

 gallon until the numbers got a bit big 

         didn't they.  Now they soften  

         the blow with pence per litre. 

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